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Ok i'm 16 and i go to Bel Air the biggest and coolest dump EVER!! i just got my license and i'm sporting
my dark blue `97 jeep wrangler! YEA BABY! i do have a boyfriend . i'm a cheerleader at my high school and have
been captain for 3 seasons now and i cant wait for summer so i can show off my belly ring!
LIKE TOTALLY RAD!
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GIRL POWER
i shave my legs
i sit down to pee
and i can justify
any shopping spree
don't go to the barber
but a beauty salon
i can get a massage
without a hard-on
i can balance the checkbook
i can pump my own gas
can talk to my friends
about the size of my ass
my beauty's a masterpiece
and yes it takes long
at least i can admit
whenever i'm wrong
i dont drive in circles
at any cost
and i dont admit have a problem
admitting i'm lost
i never forget
an important date
you just gotta deal wit it
i'm usually late
i dont watch movies
with lots of gore
dont need instant replay
to remember the score
i wont lose my hair
i dont get jock itch
and just cuz i'm assertive
dont call me a bitch
dont say to your friends
oh yeah i can get her
in your dreams my dear
i can do better
flowers are ok
but jewelry is best
would you look at my face
not at my chest
i dont have a problem
with expressing my feelings
i know you're lying
you look at the cieling
dont call me a girl
a babe or a chick
i am a women
GET U PRICK?!
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Favorite Stuff
This stuff is about me..duh but yea if you got a complaint about anything on this part of the site then tell me please!
Favorite TV Show: Comedy central presents
Favorite
Movie: Dirty dancing
Favorite Music: Punk/Alt and anything else basically
Favorite Book: A
Crack in a Line
Favorite Sports Team: Vikings
Favorite Food: Pasta
People
I Most Admire: My mommy :-)
Birthday: March 23, 1989<<get me something nice ;-)
Best friends: katie, sam, stacey, phil, chris w, vicky, nick d, chris b. gary, emon, and
all my cheerleading girls<<if i forgot you because my brain skipped a beat then tell me
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CUTE LITTLE QUOTES I FOUND- if you got any good ones then tell me
~see my halo, nice and shiny, mess with me and i'll kick your hiney
~Boys are like toilets...they're either occupied or full of CRAP
~I want to kill the sexiest person alive but then i realized that suicide is a crime!
~If you want me to fall for you...you gotta give me something worth trippin' over
~Do you believe in love at first sight or do i need to walk past you again?
~Love is like a game of tug-a-war...one JERK after another
The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
-Henry David Thoreau
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that
come from the toilet, the cat is actually
enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
"rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.
Sincerely,
The Dog
I'll stop loving you when
Diamonds never sparkle
And flowers cease to grow
When thunder doesn't echo
And
rivers do not flow
When hearts no longer wonder
And hands are never held
When smiles are only memories
And hope
is never felt
When trees no long blossom
And the stars refuse to shine
When autumn has no falling leaves
And winter
no longer dies
When time has no more tomorrows
And rainbows have no hue
When God alone commands me
Then I'll stop
loving you
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